
This Persevering Actress Managed To Overcome An Unfortunate Handicap.
As any schoolboy will tell you, sometimes when you stretch your hand under the blouse you’ve been ogling all night, you find out to your disappointment that it’s been padded. The same can be said of the “botax” itself: when piloted previously in New Jersey, it delivered a mere A-cup worth of revenue instead of the C-cup which had been projected.
Besides the economic sag, the new law brought controversy: some customers chose to leave New Jersey for their procedures, while others charged discrimination on the basis that middle-class women were being unfairly targeted. Said Joseph Cryan, the Assemblyman who first proposed the tax and now wants it repealed, “We essentially discouraged the business from happening at all.” I hate to think this was a revelation: taxing an activity discourages people from engaging in it, and will tend to depress the revenues received from the tax. Mr. Cryan continued, “It was a real education.” Not Belmont Abbey College’s finest hour.
According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, 90% of cosmetic surgery recipients are women, but the Senators who dreamt up the “botax” don’t view it as discriminatory. Even Sen. Barbara Boxer’s office came to its defense, insisting that men chose “more and more” to get cosmetic surgery, while complaining that the comparison to their use [and therefore, a tax] of Viagra was ill-considered and inappropriate.
Since the New Jersey law– as will the proposed federal law– distinguishes between elective (taxed) and medically-necessary (untaxed) procedures, determining which is which can be nettlesome. Pat McMenamin, a surgeon in Sacramento, said “cosmetic surgery can be as much about mental health as it is about physical well-being” and went on to describe a young patient who was practically suicidal about his nose. Another surgeon described the minefield of HIPAA privacy violations which might occur in revealing medical decisions and rationale to the IRS.
All things considered, I’m underwhelmed by what we at PopEconomy! are calling the Tit Tax (although my fiancee strongly encourages me to stop using that term). Ironically, while amendments I thought would surely pass (re-importation of prescription drugs) have failed, and amendments that must die for the greater good (CLASS Act) have survived, this moronic thing seems to have flown under the radar.





